America's heart throb, they used to sell it as, back in the day.
- Slits, check.
- Male Adam's apple, check.
- Self confessed witch, check.
- Aged like a rancid turd, as they all do, when the body starts really falling apart after 40, check.
- After 50, they all end up with the same face, check.
- By age 60, they all look like Madonna, who is the spitting image of the Jezebel Spirit of the Damned, Check.
Ding!
