Legit news story I read this morning somewhere at Protestia.
Don
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| How did that red heifer event work out for you? Any survivors? |
A farmer from Haifa has told his village elders that he’s holding
his nose and sacrificing his first born child to the god Moloch,
explaining that it’s better than having bad crops next year. Ben Cohen and Amial Rueben offered their support, urging him to include the two others, to be sure. "Moloch demands much, but assures all will be well providing we give our sons and daughters at once and upon demand!"
Ammishtamru
Goldberg and his wife Donatiya of the city-state Haifa reported that they were
not looking forward to giving the child to Moloch to be thrown into the
fire, but felt that it was either that or potentially see their crops
fail to flourish.
“It’s not something we’re thrilled about doing, but can you imagine four more seasons without rain? We love little Alona, but tossing her into the fiery maw is, unfortunately, the lesser of two evils.”
Ammishtamru Goldberg revealed that he really hopes it's worth it and will appeal the demanding god, given that he only has two more children in case Moloch’s appetite is not satiated. "Moloch won't accept tortured and dead chickens this year. It's all or nothing. I guess it's all." Goldberg commented. "We are going to adopt two Korean children this year so that we can use them going forward. Moloch high priest Immanuel Steinberg says these are just as acceptable as our own offspring." And,"he reminded this reporter, "much easier to send into the flames."
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I have some flames for you. Still doing the sacrifices in Negev, away from prying eyes? I hear you are, of Palestinians, every single sabbath. DB