Kim Kardashian's 12 year old daughter
All right...here we go-
1000 yard stare, trauma and a bunch, check;
Diamond studded saturn/satan necklace, check;
nasty tattoos cover the body, even in "those" places, check;
has been corn holed so very much, wears 24/7 butt plug...at 12, check;
is barren, check; because...
is a guy, check;
Kanye not the father, knows it, check, grandpa is;
Is routinely taken over by demons who throw her/it/they/them around the room like a rag doll, check;
Sudden outbursts of screams, that are soul shattering, check;
Sobs uncontrollably, does not understand why, check;
Is dating Prince Valium, just to keep an even beam, check;
Destined to murder one or both parents in the near, check;
Was forced to murder not one but three fave pets by the age of six, check;
Has nightmares of puppies barking, check;
Locks on bedroom doors removed, check;
has done so many cuttings, all knives are now locked up, check;
several panic attacks a day, check;
cannot stand much direct sunlight, gets light headed and swoons, check;
Like its "sister". has abandoned all hope for peace and contentment, check;
Is FFL, check;
Face has become a permanent Halloween mask that gets more hideous and grotesque with time, check.
Have to stop. Getting nauseous.
| Damn...I mean, damned. |