Gang stalker complains about magpies attacking him when outside
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| Stop it! I'm trying to aggressively surveil a helpless young woman with Christ in her heart. |
Satanic gang stalkers are finding that more and more larger birds - ravens, magpies, crows, hawks - are attacking them when outside. Oh, happy day!
Bless all birds who do so. Amen.
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| Some gimps and slugs think this is the solution. |
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| Magpie Marty says - "You betrayed God. And you smell bad, too. Coming for you." |
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| Now you know how your victims feel when you persecute them for merely existing, honey. |